you could be an american

If your idea of eating healthy is ordering the small popcorn & soda at the movies, you could be an American.
If you think that nothin’ says lovin’ like something from Betty Crocker or Pillsbury, you could be an American.
If your daily intake of fruit comes in the form of a roll-up, you could be an American
If you think the supermarket is a better place to shop for fruits and vegetables than your local farmer’s market, you could

be an American.
If you keep your children happy by letting them have sugary snacks and not making them eat their vegetables, you could be an

American.
If you think deep-frying Oreos is a good idea, you could be an American.
If you think extra virgin olive oil is Popeye’s girlfriend, you could be an American.
If you get your cooking advice from chefs that have to shop at the Big & Tall store, you could be an American.
If you think skipping breakfast will help you lose weight, you could be an American.
If you think people who watch what they eat and exercise regularly are health nuts, you could be an American.
If you drive to your mailbox, you could be an American.